![]() ![]() We've had most of the RSVPs, except a Princess Jubilee. This is why I thought we agreed to call one "the plan" and the other "the plot" to avoid these kind of mix-ups. Once Isabella becomes queen, you will be the most powerful man in all of Hortensia.ĭo you think I'd discuss the evil plans so publicly? Oh, I'm ever so excited about my special day. It's a bold tablecloth choice, but eggplant is going to be the "it" color this wedding season. ♪ They'll all look up to us, then I guarantee ♪ ♪ As their intestines are being ripped out ♪ ♪ And when they are watching, completely flipped out ♪ ♪ Just you remember, one day, we'll make them see ♪ ♪ So, when, little fella, you feel your heart is sinkin' ♪ ♪ And rain destruction and death on their wives and kids ♪ ♪ Then we'll be even, my dragon pal and me ♪ ♪ When we are setting their heads on f*re ♪ ♪ Imagine the wonder that we'll inspire ♪ ♪ We're gonna show 'em a thing or two or three ♪ ![]() ♪ Then they'll believe in my dragon pal and me ♪ ♪ But pluck up your courage and turn that frown up ♪ ♪ Nobody gets you or sees what you could be ♪ ♪ Hey, little fella, I know just what you're thinkin' ♪ Galavant may not believe in you, but I do. Guess I'm eating breakfast by myself, then. You have about as much chance of great things as that lizard does of breathing f*re. I admit, I'm on a bit of an unlucky streak, but I am destined for great things. I'm done with your weakness, with your whining, but most of all, I am done with you! I am done telling you that it's not your fault, because. You do realize that without a jewel, I have no army, and without an army, I have no chance of rescuing Isabella. I think you're a complete idiot, and you're taking it back. Well, I have managed to trade the jewel for something even better than an army.Ī name that evokes strength and valor and bravery. There's no need for your clunky exposition. Yes, we discussed it last night in great detail. No, you know how today we're heading into the land of the Giants to offer them the Jewel of Valencia in exchange for joining our quest to save Princess Isabella? Is that news that you've misplaced your toothbrush? ![]()
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